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Green Heron
Although I'm a Green Heron,
I'm feeling blue. You see,
I'd hoped I'd find a Valentine.
Alas, there's only me.
I guess that I'll join match.com,
And hope to have some lucks.
It's getting tiresome, sitting here
With all these freakin' ducks!
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Japanese
Serows
I wonder what she's looking at.
That lady over there?
I'd get up and investigate,
But eh, I just don't care.
It's nice and sunny here,
you see,
In this, our favorite spot.
If you think we're gonna move,
I'll tell you now, we're NOT.
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Colobus
Monkey
I've been trying hard to wrap
This tail around my neck.
I guess I will look funny,
But oh well, what the heck.
It's long and warm and fluffy,
I'm feeling cold and colder!
Won't someone come and help me
Before I get much older?
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Jaguar
Hey lady, would you move your butt?
You're standing in my sun.
I picked this spot cuz it is hot
You're spoiling all my fun!
What else is there to do but bask
Behind my glass, and purr?
When it warms up, you'll see, I'll come
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Gorilla
I look into the crystal ball.
I wonder what I'll see.
Perhaps a tub of yogurt
For me and only me.
My favorite flavor's apricot.
But lime gives me the heaves.
I'm not as daring as my Dad,
Cuz he eats shoots and leaves. ;-)
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Gorilla
Since my bro has grabbed the ball,
I'm stuck here with this stick.
I hate it when I oversleep.
And then he gets first pick.
If we could get together,
My stick could be a bat.
And we could then play baseball.
Now what d'you think of that?
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Zebras
Whenever will it be our turn
To get a bath or shower?
Our stripes are looking rather sad.
But we don't have the power.
I know we should be black
and white,
Not black and white and brown.
I wonder where our Keeper is?
I fear he has left town.
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