July
2 , 2009
What a surprise! I had no idea that the animals would be celebrating
the Fourth of July today. A number of them received special treats and
I was lucky enough to see a few.
I see ya! You have got a treat,
haven't you! It's...it's...it's a banana! I
can smell it!
Nah! You're imagining
it. *munch...munch...munch*
He's lying! I can see it! Let's go, fellows!
Yeah, what a greedy pig. I'm on my way.
Leaping Lemurs! I'm
outta here!
Meanwhile, over on the Savannah...
Okay, this new guy is a real pain in the
neck. He follows me everywhere.
I walk. He walks. I run. He runs. I wonder
if he's making fun of me by imitating me?
And worse than that, he never shuts up! Yadda
yadda yadda, day and night. Good grief!
'Lookit, pal. Did anyone ever tell you you
talk too much?
If you want to be friends then please, shut yer beak once in a while!
Me? Talk too much? Well as a matter of fact,
yes, I have been told that before.
It was last year...oh wait...maybe it was in January this year. I forget.
No, it was definitely last year. Last summer, I think, at my last Zoo.
The other ostriches used to run away when
I appeared. Blah, blah, blah.....