Dear Santa, though I'm quite content
Up high here in the trees
I have a small request for you -
A ladder, if you please.

You see, my legs are little,
And climbing makes them sore.
A ladder would be fabulous -
I'd never want for more.

Hey Santa - you look good enough
To eat. Just kidding,Claus.
But you can bring us tigers
Something yummy for our jaws.

All we get is hamburger.
We'd really love a break.
So how about on Christmas Day
You spring for a nice big steak?

Hi Santa, tell you what I'd like,
My chubby little chum.
I'd like a new tree, any tree
That isn't made of gum.

So perhaps on Christmas Day
I'd think it fine and dandy
To wake and find my gum tree had
Turned into yummy candy.

Now Santa baby, you can see
I'm getting kind of tubby.
The other kids make fun of me
And call me Mrs. Chubby.

My skinny legs get weary of
Lugging me all day.
So please give me a membership
In Weight Watchers, hooray!

My pocket's empty, Santa dear,
And I am all alone.
What I'd like from you this year?
My very own cell phone.

So when I'm feeling lonely
I'll pull it out and dial
My friends and we will chat away
Now that would make me smile.

Don't be afraid, dear Santa.
I'd never run at you.
My wish is something easy - it's
Some really good shampoo.

My coat's so dull and matted.
It's drab and dingy too.
I bet if it was shiny then
The gals will say "Woo hoo!"

Dear Santa, I've been very good.
In fact, I've been the best.
But oh my nails, they are so bad
I really am depressed!.

A perfect gift for me would be
A manicure, I say.
And if you give me that, I know
'Twill really make my day!

We goats could use a little lift.
This ain't no mountain pass.
It's freakin' cold and dreary
A-sleeping on this grass.

So how about some mattresses?
Beautyrest or Sealy?
You'll be our hero, Santa,
If you got us some. Yes! Really!

Dear Santa, it's Melati here,
I'm sorry - I can't stop.
I'm trying hard to move this thing
So I can sit on top.

I think if you could bring to me
A set of nice round casters,
This job which makes me very cross
Would really go much faster!