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Woodland Park
Zoo
February 19, 2010
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'Bring any MEAT
today? No? I thought not. Your memory's not too good, is it?'
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'Allow me to introduce
myself. I'm your new *ahem* boyfriend.'
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'Sez who? I don't
need a boyfriend. Don't you take one step closer, or else!''
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'Now wait a minute. Don't take this
the wrong way, but I've been hired to ummm, be your boyfriend.'
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'Hah! A likely story. I never heard
of a Bear Escort Service. and you've obviously never heard of a barber.'
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'I have a sunny little
window too. It's so nice and warm in my little spot.'
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'Hey, how about giving
a girl some privacy while she puts on her face, huh? '
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'I just got back from
the Dentist. She said my teeth are awesome.'
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'Bwhahahaha, your
Dentist must need glasses! Now mine - they look like ivory piano keys.
Old ivory.'
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'I thought when I
took this gig I'd be getting a salary. I guess they meant celery. Boohoo.'
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