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Hippopotamus
Hey have you got a minute?
I need some good advice.
Check out this skin upon my neck.
It really looks a fright!
Have you got any makeup
That I could borrow please?
The tourists all must think that I
Have quite a bad disease!
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Lion
I wish those freakin' workmen.
Would finish my Savannah.
If they don't get a move on,
I'll eat their top banana.
We don't need Martha Stewart.
Or Feng Shui - what a crock.
Just some grass to hide our a**,
And one nice heated rock.
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Wallaby
I cannot understand just why
My paws won't reach my pouch.
My fingers, they are very cold.
It makes me quite a grouch.
My arms, they are just too
danged short.
It doesn't make much sense.
I sure could use some mittens, yo!
Just toss them o'er the fence.
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Sumatran
Tiger
I'm pacing as it's lunchtime
And you are in my sight.
You look quite plump and meaty.
I bet you taste all right!
My stomach thinks my throat's been cut.
I know I'm growing thinner.
That stupid moat is in my way
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Toucan
I'm sitting here upon my branch
And Toucan is my name.
It really should be Onecan
There's only me. How lame.
I wish I had a buddy
To hang out here with me
Yes, two can have a lot more fun
Than one can, so you see.
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Keel Billed
Toucan
How'd you like to lug around
This silly, heavy beak?
It ain't no fun. It weighs a ton
And makes me feel quite weak.
And what about the colors?
They're loud and gaudy. Geeez!
There's no way I can hide this thing
Among the leaves and trees.
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Golden Lion
Tamarin
If you think that I'll sit still
You really are mistaken.
Let's see you take a pic of me!
I'm moving and I'm shakin'.
You're lucky you're outside
the glass
And I am safe inside.
Or else I'd jump upon your head
And ask you for a ride.
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