Sumatran Tiger
Hey lady! I can see that you
Aren't getting any thinner.
In fact you look quite good enough
To be my evening's dinner.

Malayan Sun Bear
The Sun Bear clambers on the logs
To find his food today.
"Hey buddies, this is getting old.
Just bring it on a tray!"

Jaguar
Look at all the people!
They're safe behind the glass.
Lucky for them. Too bad for me,
Cuz I am VERY fast!

Red-Ruffed Lemur
Hey lady, don't you understand
That it is rude to stare?
I'll fix you - I'll run away
And hide inside my lair!

Snow Leopard
See my teeth? Although they're fine,
I think they're kinda yellow.
Could you please bring some whitener?
I'd be a grateful fellow.

My snarl would be impressive.
I'm sure you would agree.
So won't you buy some Crest Strips
And bring them back to me?